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“Courage isn’t about being fearless, its about getting back up on your horse, no matter how many times you get knocked off.”

John Wayne

“WAS IT LUCKEY WHEN THOSE PLANES BEAT KING KONG? NO! KING KONG SHOULD’E PREPARED. INSTEAD HES CHASING A LITTLE WHITE GIRL AROUND!”

Chris Rock

“You don’t hate me. We’re old friends.You have to hide your feelings. You can’t hate me until i come to your door in the middle of the night drunk, 15 years from now. I’ll puke on your couch and sleep on your toilet, and bum some booze off of you. It’ll all of taken place after my failed intervention, because my family didn’t take the key out of the front door when they locked it. And that, and only that will be enough for you to truly hate me.”

This shits OD!

DANE COOK STEALS JOKES. HE’S A DOUCHE BAG!

This song…..

“I’d love you like a little girl”~ Ron Pope.

WTF RON! THATS ILLEGAL!

“i’ve got sunshine in a bag…….getting happy….when im sad =D”

The Gorillaz

“People have 2 arms…..2 legs…..2 hands…..2 eyes…..2 ears….2 hands…..2 feet….and 2 lungs…..why is it that we don’t have two hearts. Its hidden in somebody that you have to find =)”

Anonymous Aim Friend.